Wednesday, August 04, 2004

 

new words

splitflock (v)
Being separated from your buddies by a flock of tourists pacing urgently towards macdonalds. As in: "Where is Tal?" - "Oh, he was splitflocked back at Debenhams"...

busblip (n)
An alarmingly close brush with a bus - often happens to persons who step momentarily off the curb to avoid a splitflock.



Comments:
convusurped v. tr.To discover that the person with whom you were engaged in conversation has in fact become separated from you, and has been replaced by someone completely different (usually a stranger and, in particularly severe cases, a tourist).

Usage: "After Tal was splitflocked, Katie found she had been convusurped in mid-sentence outside Austin Reed."
 
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