WOKING

G.R.O.L. Guardian - Reading - Only - Leftie. Someone who thinks that buying the Guardian is sufficient to make them Left Wing. Avoids paying council tax (and their round).

D.O.H. Dreadlocks - Only - Hippie. Someone who has dreadlocks and believes in Chiling, Reefers, and Eastern Philosophy, but gets really agro when someone forgets to return their lighter.